yepperoni:

are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you 

(via 0riginal)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via haha-l-m-a-o)